Chances are you won’t ever need a tool this badass in your daily life, unless you cut down tree limbs every day. But if you do, Black & Decker’s new Alligator Lopper is the tool for you. It’s scary even to look at. Think of it as a piranha that eats trees.
It’s just over $100 and has a gator’s face painted on it. So basically, if you are a real man, you’ll have already stopped reading and are on the order page. Your trees will be trimmed and you will frighten everyone of your neighbors.