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Kiss releases LED HDTV

Posted in HDTV by Conner Flynn on October 3rd, 2010

Gene Simmons continues to capitalize on his KISS stardom. At least we hope he’s making some money on these officially-licensed LED HDTVs, which are available in 55-, 46-, 42-, and 32-inch variants, priced between $818.88 and $1,988.88.

They are on sale now online and will be in stores by mid-November. Each set has the Kiss logo on the bottom corner and boots up with eight seconds of the band’s imagery. The TVs are produced by Roundtable Concepts.

Kiss Super Bass Headphones

Posted in Headphones by Conner Flynn on August 31st, 2010

Okay Kiss fans, we know you want to rock and roll all night and party every day. So why not do it with these official headphones? These Kiss headphones feature their signature colors and logo. And they are apparently Gene Simmons approved so you know that you will be adding to his massive wealth.

These headphones also fold up for easy portability. The Kiss Super Bass Headphones retail for $49.95. You supply the make-up and long tongue.

I-Dog KISS Kollection

Posted in Speakers by Conner Flynn on December 7th, 2008

I-Dog KISS KollectionSo you are a member of that ultra elite rocking corp, known as the KISS army. You watch Gene Simmons’ show and you feel required to buy any and all merchandise. Feast your eyes on this little monstrosity. It’s the Demon from the I-Dog KISS Kollection. This little guy will rock all night and party every day, never taking off his make-up.

This portable KISS pooch plays back music through his built-in speaker or your headphones. He’ll also entertain you with colorful electronic lights, expressive movements and sounds based on the music you play. Sadly, his tongue won’t roll out and hit the floor, before assaulting your girlfriend.

Kiss phone detects the intensity of virtual kisses

Posted in Mobile Phones by Conner Flynn on February 18th, 2008

Kiss phone detects the intensity of virtual kissesApparently cell phone kissing is a hot activity in Japan. I had no idea. The kiss phone makes it easier to kiss your loved one from a distance via mobile. This isn’t just video and making loud smoochie sounds either, the kiss phone from PROinvention can detect the intensity of the kiss. It senses not only the pressure you use, but also the heat of your lips and how hard you press or suck. (I’d say you suck pretty hard if you buy this phone)

Warning: Creepy territory ahead. Your partner, who also obviously has a Kiss Phone, just presses their lips against the fake plastic mouth of the phone…and they will feel the partner’s simulated mouth on theirs. Yes, it has now come to sticking your mouth on plastic objects. If you like, you can also leave kisses on the answering machine, and replay them over and over, until your lips hurt.