I’ve got a full head of hair, so I’m pretty lucky. But I imagine it’s hard for some guys when you suddenly wake up one day to find that you are bald or balding. Some people can get away with it. But your Kojaks and Captain Picards are pretty rare exceptions. Most likely you’re a George Costanza type.
Which is why you would want to turn to a crazy gadget like this in the hopes that it can restore you to your former glory. The X5 HairLaser blasts your scalp with “15 distinct points of coherent laser light at the optimum power and wavelength,” which is supposedly gives you hair growth. It will take 10-15 minutes of this, three times a week. $300 may seem steep, but if it actually regrows hair it’s worth it. If not, there’s always that paint on crap.