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Snow Shorts with a built-in Butt-Sled

Posted in Apparel by Conner Flynn on December 6th, 2009

Snow Shorts with a built-in Butt-SledSledding is fun for both kids and adults. But as a kid, I always hated lugging a heavy sled around and having to carry it back up the hill. It ruins the whole thing and makes it a pain. Well, thanks to Pull on Snow Shorts from Orvis, that problem is solved.

You won’t have to worry about carrying your sled up the hill again and again because the sled is now your butt. Yes, it’s a wearable sled! Just wear the snow shorts over your pants and get your butt on that snow. It comes in 3 sizes: small kids, big kids, and adult for $35.

iBum Chair brings office fun home

Posted in Furniture by Conner Flynn on July 19th, 2009

iBum Chair brings office fun homeHow many times have you photocopied your butt in the office and wished you had that same convenient technology at home? Well, now you can. In chair form. The iBum Chair takes the joke way too far. Whenever you sit on it, it will photocopy your rear end and the scanned image will be printed from the right side of the chair.

Sure, it ceases to funny almost immediately, but for those who need to keep tabs on their posterior, you’ll know what it’s up too every time you sit. Or maybe you just want to make sure it’s looking good. This chair will show you.

Sexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone straps

Posted in Mobile Accessories,Uncategorized by Conner Flynn on July 13th, 2009

Sexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone strapsSexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone straps let you squeeze as much Charmin as you want. Booty squeezing has been scientifically shown to reduce stress, especially when those cheeks are decked out in all kinds of fancy undies.

With these cell phone straps, there’s no need to ever be without the soft touch of a woman’s backside…if she were like 4 inches tall. This thing just may replace the lucky rabbit’s foot for pervs.

Backball: A mouse for your butt

Posted in Mouse by Conner Flynn on August 7th, 2008

Interaction Architecture
The mouse hasn’t undergone many changes since is creation. Here’s the most drastic change it’s ever had. See the ball there? Put your butt on the ball. Thats right, now wiggle around. You’re moving the cursor with your butt. And that tank top is turning me on… Sorry about that. Wandered off into a weird fantasy there.

So, yeah this is a ball that lets you use your butt movement as a mouse. Brought to you by the kind folks at Interaction Architecture. The name says it all. Apparently they are intended for places like airports. Maybe that’s because some places are fidget inducing? They aren’t available to the general public.