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H-Bouya USB toy is creepy, confusing, bald

Posted in USB by Conner Flynn on December 8th, 2008

H-Bouya USB toy is creepy, confusing, baldThe latest USB toy to come out of Japan is named H-Bouya. We’ll be honest here, it leaves us with a creepy, not safe feeling, mixed with confusion and please don’t stab us with a usb stick.

Okay, so what does it do? We are not really sure. One thing we know is that it turns red and blinks its eyes every time you hit the letter “H”. For some reason. Mostly it will just give you a crazy-eyed staring, mental beat-down without moving a limb. The objective may be to put you in a coma and report back to HQ via USB. When enough of us are asleep at our desks, it’s plan will be enter the next phase, whatever that is.

X5 HairLaser: George Costanza’s new best friend

Posted in Healthcare by Conner Flynn on March 21st, 2008

The X5 HairLaser: George Costanza’s new best friend
I’ve got a full head of hair, so I’m pretty lucky. But I imagine it’s hard for some guys when you suddenly wake up one day to find that you are bald or balding. Some people can get away with it. But your Kojaks and Captain Picards are pretty rare exceptions. Most likely you’re a George Costanza type.

Which is why you would want to turn to a crazy gadget like this in the hopes that it can restore you to your former glory. The X5 HairLaser blasts your scalp with “15 distinct points of coherent laser light at the optimum power and wavelength,” which is supposedly gives you hair growth. It will take 10-15 minutes of this, three times a week. $300 may seem steep, but if it actually regrows hair it’s worth it. If not, there’s always that paint on crap.